John's child #3, which makes me the youngest! He was my buddy growing up since the two eldest always picked on us. Wait a minute...all three of them picked on me! Just joking.Let's see. What can I say? John's cool. He's got a wicked stare (mostly because he squints so hard because he never wears his glasses), but I think for the most part, he's just misunderstood. I mean, the guy's got like 8 dogs that he cares for, and anyone with that much heart has gotta get some credit, right? He's currently dating Natasha, but I'm not gonna write anything about her without John's expressed authorization, because he'd probably e-mail me a computer virus or something. In other words, he's not the kind of person you wanna piss off. If you've ever seen him play those metered punching games, you'd know why. Like most Leos, he rarely shows his anger, but when he does, you'll be praying for the wrath to end.
The Dog House
But enough about him. I know y'all wanna hear more about his dogs... Let's see. There are his pomeranians--Cinnamon and Wooly. And there are his chihuahuas--Mocha, Li'l Papa, Gumpson and Chrissy's other dog. I know there are more, but I lost track of all of them. John uses one word to describe Cinnamon: neurotic. I have one word to describe Wooly: witch. Except, change the first letter and, yeah, you know what I mean. Mocha used to be my puppy, but he kept peeing in my room, which was way too unsanitary for my daughter. So John adopted him. Li'l Papa is the male version of Wooly (in personality, that is). And Chrissy's dog, Atulai is supposed to be the cutest chihuahua that our team of dogs have bred, but I've yet to see him. Oh, and let's not forget about Gumpson. He's well, let's just say he's a very special dog. And there's Tasi. She's the babymaker. If I forgot anyone, I'm sorry. I'll update it later...
